Black Jesus † Amen Fashion
velociraptores que van al concierto de Lady Gaga vestidos de señoras♥
Sarah ,14 years old.
I like: Tea, Crystal Castles, Skins, Star Wars, boys, Harry Potter,Miami Horror Thinspo,autum,snails,glitter,
Broder Daniel, people who smile, Star trek, , stars, music, clouds, big eyebrows, Jeffree Star ,skinny legs, bones, hugs ,scars,cigarettes,coffee, And Lady Gaga.
diagnoses: Anorexia, post-traumatic stress disorder,social phobias.
(Source: reduktive)
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
My brothers new girlfriend
- Her: Ohhh, what book are you reading?
- Me: Twelfth Night
- Her: Yaaa..We didn't have to read that series.
- *Me Showing her some sketches and designs*
- Me: so those are studs, and there would be a thin sheet of metal there, and some spikes lining the neck line
- Her: Oh My Goddd, so it's like Cinderella!
- Me: anyways that's a sketch of ga-
- Her: Why is she naked.. WO her ass is huge
- Me;....
- *My brother showing her my room of gaga*
- Her: But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Organ Grinder.
Golden Freaks.
- *Justin Bieber runs into a glass door*
- Beliebers: Omg baby are you okay? Pray for Justin hope you feel better!
- *One of One Direction runs into a glass door*
- Directioners: HAHAHAHAH YOU FUCK HEAD GET UP OMG HAHAHAHAHAH WELL DONE
“I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.”
- Marilyn Monroe
(Source: sexinasociety)
